The Falin Chimera Plushie — A Fluff That Conquers All

We live in a world that's the equivalent of the CGI turtle in The Rising of the Shield Hero. That's to say, it's absolute garbage. It seems no matter how hard we try to enjoy the day, there's always something to ruin it. So what can you do to cure your woes? You can pre-order the new Good Smile Company's Falin Chimera (Delicious in Dungeon) plushie! At $33.99, it’s cheaper than the lawyer you'll need when you eventually snap.

The Good Smile Company Falin Chimera Plushie – Death by Kawaii

If you're like me, when you saw Falin's chimera form ripping her shirt, an array of emotions flooded you. It's very likely that desire, hunger, and a deep sense of "that's kawaii" gripped your soul. And that's okay; we never know how we'll react to something until it happens. In moments like those, it's important to have emotional support. And that support is what you get when you preorder the Falin Chimera plushie because no matter what ails you, the plushie is there to get you through the day.

Did you lose your job? Looking at Falin can ease the pain. Can't sleep? Snuggle with the plushie for a guaranteed (NOT LEGALLY BINDING) good night's rest! Feeling anxious? Twiddle Falin's feathers until peace enters your soul. Feeling randy? The Falin Chimera Plushie has that GYATT! Think people don't resort to that kind of behavior? Go to your favorite adult site and type "Gardevoir Life Size Plushie."

Horniness aside, (this isn't J-List), one has to appreciate how adorable this plushie is. From the "I just heard something stupid" expression on Falin's face to the foam wings and chunky dragon rear, this plushie brings that GAP-MOE!

This adorable 6.69" (170 mm) polyester plushie is set to ship in the fourth quarter of 2025. And while that may seem like a long wait, for a thoroughbred weeb, that's nothing. After all, some of us waited more than a decade for the new FLCL. The pre-order period for the Falin Chimera plushie is open until March 19.

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